Score: 8

"Kill a Scally today!"

submission: Chavs

date: August 3, 2005

Im glad you got in the ' Minger on me arm' bit. Not only do you have to expose to the world the reality of the Chav, but you must also reveal the cruel twist of nature that is the Chavs bird... Perhaps you should do a remake which focuses on the female side of Chavery... Detailing things like slapped down hair, blinging gold hoop earrings and tracksuit tops, along with the 6 kids they had before they were 12...
Like it...

Score: 8

"Monty Python Random"

submission: Mike loves Julie

date: July 11, 2005

And that is high praise...

Score: 8

"A bit Random at first but funny"

submission: Butterscotch the Horse

date: July 11, 2005

It was obvious something strange was gonna happen to Butterscotch, its not quite what I expected though, the Ghost was funny.
Animation and Graphics on this are the best feature, as the story is pretty short and the sound/voicework wasnt great, but when your Anim + Grphs are this good it elevates it above average...

Score: 10

"A quality piece of flash..."

submission: Portrait of a Modern Man

date: July 11, 2005

This Flash has great animation, great character design, great music (not my cup o tea, but for the animation its perfect) and a great storyline that has been carried off perfectly.
There are very few flashes on Newgrounds that come close to this kind of quality, even in the 'flicking through the TV channels' part blows away a lot of other flashes, i think the Graphics are top notch.
You cant go wrong with this flash...

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i would suggest though that the front page picture be changed from a bee, for some reason I thought that this would be more serious than it was and as a result watched it after all the other flashes on the front page (ok so saving the best for last) - Perhaps its cos the bee looks lifelike and I thought the animation would follow suit and be more 'real' than it really was...

Score: 8

"Its a good intro / Trailer for your Shorts..."

submission: Robots in Ancient Greece

date: July 11, 2005

For those people reviewing this saying it goes nowhere or there is no story, i sugest you read the description of the piece where it is clearly stated that it is the intro for his site, where u can watch episodes of Robots in Ancient Greece. So fo rthose reviewing this as a stroy, get a clue...
I liked the style very much but gave an 8 for Graphics because although it looked very nice, there was little in the way of actually animating the characters. The character design is very good, looking like they'd fit str8 into a computer game (as they probably will one day) and the song was very cheesy in the best possible way...

I liked it...

Score: 8

"I liked it..."

submission: Juiceball

date: July 11, 2005

The Senator was the best part, 'America, where Macaroni and Cheese is a vegetable' is a class line.
I think the Game/commentator scene let the whole thing down a little bit, as it wasnt as good as the previous scene, however all in all it was a very good flash, with good voicing and premise..

Score: 10

"That was Great - Funny and nicely animated."

submission: Burnt Face Man 4

date: June 30, 2005

Its the first BFM i have seen and i thought it was quality, I liked the beginning where he says that stuff didnt happen, that was good. Also the bad guys taking the piss too.
The lil Asian bloke was funny, and the taps guy at the end was rare as rocking horse shit.
I like the Clip (Clit :D HA!) as well, very nice.
I like the style, the animation and the humour, so if you'll excuse me im off to watch the other episodes in the series...

Score: 8

"Good idea - Nicely done"

submission: Letters Game ++

date: June 29, 2005

Its a good little puzzle/action/typing game.
Just wanted to know, If you type the wrong key by mistake does anything happen? Otherwise whats to stop you just mashing the keyboard? If by hitting the wrong keys you get points deducted or it speeds up the movement of the letters then it would be great, but im not sure if that happens or not...
A good game...

Score: 7

"Very good.."

submission: Taser Fun

date: June 29, 2005

Never seen your lock characters before. The way the locks change shape to give facial expressions is very good.
As for the story its good too, kinda funny, but could have finished a little better i guess.
Good though, and if theres more on your site, i'll be having a look shortly...

Score: 6

"Pretty Good - Nice Joke..."

submission: Tom Cruise Gets Wet!

date: June 29, 2005

You have to know the story before you watch this otherwise it will seem very random, but its a good little idea, albeit its just one joke done over in different situations, the pool one was nice as too was the Whale. The end is very random too, but i guess it has to end somehow and this is as good as any...
Animation was very basic, but nothing wrong with it.
The style wasnt really my taste but thats neither here nor there.
The sound - Well its as good as it can be using a repetitious loop of Cruise.
Humour - I liked the idea, and that some thought was put into the situations where he could get wet, ie the sink :D that was good.
I liked it, but I dont think I'll watch it again, its not that kind of flash that you want to (or need to) watch it again.